friend: “i can only bring one friend. wanna go?”
"Oh my god, It’s bad."
"I ruined the car!"
"You did. You really did."
"She blew her way out of the bottle, straight from the top, like a rocket. Then she stopped her brother eating grass and they went and found a nice little house to live in together, her and her brother. And it turned out drinking all that lemonade had cured her because she never wanted it again. She had orange for the rest of her life."
i’ll kick anyone’s ass. i’ll kick your ass. i’ll kick your dog’s ass. i’ll kick my own ass
Reason for applying: I’m a bitch
I didn’t believe in karma until I saw someone who used to bully me in high school already suffering from early male pattern balding.
Let’s just say, I got all these locks~