gameofchrons:

friend: “i can only bring one friend. wanna go?” 

me:

image

(Source: hanukkahlewinsky, via secretlydoctorphil)

tinarannosaurus:

"Oh my god, It’s bad."

"I ruined the car!"

"You did. You really did."

request (x)

(via majestic-oakenboner)

whatisyourchildhoodtrauma:

"She blew her way out of the bottle, straight from the top, like a rocket. Then she stopped her brother eating grass and they went and found a nice little house to live in together, her and her brother. And it turned out drinking all that lemonade had cured her because she never wanted it again. She had orange for the rest of her life."

wisteriafield:

i’ll kick anyone’s ass. i’ll kick your ass. i’ll kick your dog’s ass. i’ll kick my own ass

wisteriafield:

i’ll kick anyone’s ass. i’ll kick your ass. i’ll kick your dog’s ass. i’ll kick my own ass

(Source: tinylobelia, via ahpartypoison)

"Your sister is dead… because of you."

(Source: romanatasha, via lansasannister)

No, fuck you. I was worth it.
and I’m still worth it // R.R. (via done)

(via donteversayrocknroll)

ilovesmoothjazz1998:

Name: Bitch
Gender: Bitch
Race: Bitch
Age: Bitch
Height: Bitch
Weight: Bitch
Reason for applying: I’m a bitch

(via lansasannister)

I didn’t believe in karma until I saw someone who used to bully me in high school already suffering from early male pattern balding.

Let’s just say, I got all these locks~
Fuck ya’ll.

hannahjpeg:

riceisholy:

Note to self: crying doesn’t make you weak

similar here

hannahjpeg:

riceisholy:

Note to self: crying doesn’t make you weak

similar here

(via shewastouchingteasingme)